Vicarious Wit

Vampire Shots (because we're seeing Eclipse, ironically)

1. NoraGrossman: i don't want to be waaaaaasted
2. NoraGrossman: we have a big wknd
3. CailaBall: right - i mean fun drinking...but let's not let anyone convince us that VAMPIRE SHOTTTTTS is a good idea
4. NoraGrossman: ooooh
5. NoraGrossman: what would be in those?
6. CailaBall: i don't know i made it up because it sounds like something you, me, or laura hansen would yell after a few rounds of drinks
7. CailaBall: if i invented a vampire shot
8. CailaBall: it would have vanilla vodka, and then a drop of grenadine at the top
9. CailaBall: and you'd have to make sure no one was looking when you drank it (like you have to make sure no one is looking when you watch twilight)
10. CailaBall: and somehow it would sparkle