Vicarious Wit: Archive

Lisa: alright
 time of day to stop working and start back filling my journal
 starting with Jan 1, 2010
 brunch at Nora's parents

Oct 14th

Aug 24th

cailaball: oh god - so instead of calling bank of america customer service, i'm doing the live chat online...you can STILL tell the person is from india
cailaball: Angelina: May, I request you to please log out and re-login again and again perform the steps. 
Angelina: Caila, usually this error message displays when we have some technical issues and we request our customers to try again later. However, I just checked my database and see right now there is no such know technical issue where in customer are facing such issues.

Aug 23rd

Re: Friend's Engagement

CailaBall: I mean...just know that if and when i get engaged, i will have an effing autoresponse set up on my e-mail that includes a picture of a big fat ring, 4 thousand exclaimation points, the disclaimer AND I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT!! and the address where you can send me presents.

Jul 21st

Jul 15th

8 notes

Jul 12th

Vampire Shots (because we're seeing Eclipse,...

NoraGrossman: i don't want to be waaaaaasted
NoraGrossman: we have a big wknd
CailaBall: right - i mean fun drinking...but let's not let anyone convince us that VAMPIRE SHOTTTTTS is a good idea
NoraGrossman: ooooh
NoraGrossman: what would be in those?
CailaBall: i don't know i made it up because it sounds like something you, me, or laura hansen would yell after a few rounds of drinks
CailaBall: if i invented a vampire shot
CailaBall: it would have vanilla vodka, and then a drop of grenadine at the top
CailaBall: and you'd have to make sure no one was looking when you drank it (like you have to make sure no one is looking when you watch twilight)
CailaBall: and somehow it would sparkle

Jul 1st

Mayor Villaraigosa offers up Jack Nicholson in bet... →

Jun 18th

Jun 16th

9 notes

Jun 11th

Buenos Aires: Revisited

NoraGrossman: remember that guy from buenos aires?
CailaBall: ummm....kind of
CailaBall: he e-mailed you at the hotel, right?
CailaBall: or left a message for you there
NoraGrossman: was he cute? he was skinny right?
CailaBall: let's review what i was up to that night
CailaBall: wasted making out with his friend at a bar in a state of jetlagged delirium trying to drink my way into being ok staying at Hostel Hell
CailaBall: so...I don't remember his weight
NoraGrossman: no that was a DIFFERENT night
CailaBall: oh
NoraGrossman: this was my bar make out night
CailaBall: i thought this was the one
CailaBall: that drew you a picture
NoraGrossman: haha no
NoraGrossman: I STILL HAVE THAT PICTURE
NoraGrossman: i should find it
CailaBall: no way
NoraGrossman: this is from the seagull
NoraGrossman: the night we went to meet the guys from bar night #2
NoraGrossman: now thinking back on this, we met a lot of dudes
CailaBall: wow we really cleaned up in south america
CailaBall: LOL same thought
CailaBall: yeah we were averaging one each/night
CailaBall: well played, us

Jun 11th

WE WON!!!!!!!! (sort of)

theotherdavidyoung: Thank you to whoever voted for my fiance and me in Crate and Barrel’s Ultimate Wedding contest. We just found out that we’re an “honorable mention” couple (a win in our book!) which means we win a $1000.00 gift card to Crate and Barrel! I got made fun of a lot for the amount of times I annoyed people about this thing, but it all paid off in the end. “Nonslip Over-the-Sink...

Jun 9th

Jun 8th

Jun 2nd

Katie: how was the lobster bbq?
Me: we played flip cup in the pool, we used the divider between the pool and the jacuzzi
Katie: you are living like a very well-off college student

Jun 2nd

May 31st

May 28th

NoraGrossman: dressing for work and then out is so hard
NoraGrossman: #whitegirlproblems
lisalifetime: hahaha
lisalifetime: seriously, in the last few months I've started really taking the Today Show segments about daytime-to-evening looks quite seriously
lisalifetime: i used to just dress like a whore to work

May 25th

May 22nd

May 20th

May 17th

Watch

SNL Dress Rehearsal: Bronx Beat.

May 9th

Watch

SNL Dress Rehearsal: Debbie Downer.

May 9th

May 3rd

May 1st

Girl Talk

Me: Does SATC 2 open Memorial Day? If so, that should be incorporated into poolside drinking. Lisa: I’d be in for some Sex and the City, but would someone be willing to tell me what happens in the TV show and the first movie? I know Miranda’s a red head and a lesbian and Carrie is a mediocre writer. Anything else I need to know? Caila: Basic summary…whine whine men sex whine...

Apr 27th

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Apr 26th