Vicarious Wit

1. Lisa: alright
2. time of day to stop working and start back filling my journal
3. starting with Jan 1, 2010
4. brunch at Nora's parents

1. cailaball: oh god - so instead of calling bank of america customer service, i'm doing the live chat online...you can STILL tell the person is from india
2. cailaball: Angelina: May, I request you to please log out and re-login again and again perform the steps.
3. Angelina: Caila, usually this error message displays when we have some technical issues and we request our customers to try again later. However, I just checked my database and see right now there is no such know technical issue where in customer are facing such issues.

Re: Friend's Engagement

1. CailaBall: I mean...just know that if and when i get engaged, i will have an effing autoresponse set up on my e-mail that includes a picture of a big fat ring, 4 thousand exclaimation points, the disclaimer AND I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT!! and the address where you can send me presents.

Vampire Shots (because we're seeing Eclipse, ironically)

1. NoraGrossman: i don't want to be waaaaaasted
2. NoraGrossman: we have a big wknd
3. CailaBall: right - i mean fun drinking...but let's not let anyone convince us that VAMPIRE SHOTTTTTS is a good idea
4. NoraGrossman: ooooh
5. NoraGrossman: what would be in those?
6. CailaBall: i don't know i made it up because it sounds like something you, me, or laura hansen would yell after a few rounds of drinks
7. CailaBall: if i invented a vampire shot
8. CailaBall: it would have vanilla vodka, and then a drop of grenadine at the top
9. CailaBall: and you'd have to make sure no one was looking when you drank it (like you have to make sure no one is looking when you watch twilight)
10. CailaBall: and somehow it would sparkle